// * This is a shocker, but law firms aren’t all that great at business. [Law.com]

* Jones Day tried to pile the risk of sanctions atop a summary judgment motion that hasn’t even been decided yet. The judge declined to indulge this lunacy. [Reuters]

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* Steve Bannon ordered to pay his bills. [CNBC]

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* Northwestern fired its football coach after the campus paper uncovered a string of hazing abuses. He’s hired Winston & Strawn. [The Spun]

* Proposing a ChatGPT tax to cover the cost of AI mistakes. Some form of mandatory liability insurance is probably more efficient, but yeah. [Bloomberg Law News]

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* Firms need to get a jump on recruiting clerks, but “mid-trial” is too much of a jump. [Law360]

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